"You know whats worse than dying ??? having a full bladder waiting for the doctor and he never showed up because he died"
-the Thief on doctor appointments
sense of smell
'you're not really north side fit, the niggers will smell you out'
- the Thief explaining where not to live
- the Thief explaining where not to live
quotes of a thief...
"Isn't it funny how things like that happen? How do flies come back to life in my window sill? How does a mouse get into my oil can? It's hole is this big and a mouse is this big and it got in their and drownded[sic]"
- the thief pondering home life
"....well it's the 8th grade education that really fucked me. Just kidding, it's the felony charge"
-the thief on why she can't be a notary public
- the thief pondering home life
"....well it's the 8th grade education that really fucked me. Just kidding, it's the felony charge"
-the thief on why she can't be a notary public
LDL
Alright... Here we go
Turn my headphones up... put sum treble in it... Let the beat hit...
Ugh
One,
Two,
One.two.three -
Ugh... steady rhyming and scheming
Trying to figure out a reason,
Why magic's boo is hunting coyotes out of season!
As confusing as that is
Is amusing during biz-
-ness hours to hear stories of my man Larry
Who definitely isn't a fairy
He fired his own son
You know the one who gave his wife a gun
See he got hard when he was with a crack whore
And then thought of his wife and couldn't hold it up anymore
he thought of his wife Vivinne and went limp,
Janice was the crack whore that used him to pay off her pimp
Now Limp Dicked Larry is how he's known in the hood
Or LDL if you want to keep it on the DL - it's all good!
Turn my headphones up... put sum treble in it... Let the beat hit...
Ugh
One,
Two,
One.two.three -
Ugh... steady rhyming and scheming
Trying to figure out a reason,
Why magic's boo is hunting coyotes out of season!
As confusing as that is
Is amusing during biz-
-ness hours to hear stories of my man Larry
Who definitely isn't a fairy
He fired his own son
You know the one who gave his wife a gun
See he got hard when he was with a crack whore
And then thought of his wife and couldn't hold it up anymore
he thought of his wife Vivinne and went limp,
Janice was the crack whore that used him to pay off her pimp
Now Limp Dicked Larry is how he's known in the hood
Or LDL if you want to keep it on the DL - it's all good!
Definitely maybe
"We can definitely do that for you, I just want to check with my boss first"
- Magic to a customer
- Magic to a customer
that girl is poison
Gypsy: '... well there was a funeral, and I never knew this word before, but we had to write like 50 anecdotes about him.'
Thief: 'Oh, well an anecdote is a cure for poison.'
Thief: 'Oh, well an anecdote is a cure for poison.'
I guess there is such thing as a stupid question
'So she's going for her degree in criminal justice at WCTC? so what . . . she is going to be a lawyer?'
-the gypsy
-the gypsy
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