tiiiimmmmeee is on my side, yes it is

"...That's wild."
Sweat balls comment after a coworker took five minutes to explain a 2 page document to him. The explanation came after Sweat balls stated that he didn't have time to read it.

I can't imagine another way to put it

"Let me put it to you this way... If you're going to take shit- when you're done you are not going to have to have some one tell you how to wipe - it's just part of the task"
Sweatballs telling it like it is

toothbrush and maxipads

"....so I said, who cares as long as you turn the glove inside out"
The thief relaying a story she was being told by her sister about borrowing and using 'prison-made strap-ons'

Thrifty

" My sister taught me how to make homemade tampons"
the Thief