"My girl that does my nails husband went to a foreign country, but it wasn't the same as the one you went to"
-The thief talking about traveling the world to a co-worker
This blog was created for the sole purpose of archiving and documenting the ridiculous stories heard at work
shout it from the (indoor?) rooftops
"We got VIP summerfest tickets that are up on a roof.... is that outdoors do you know?"
-The Thief discussing her free tickets
-The Thief discussing her free tickets
Nice
"He was really nice, you guys. Actually, I can't even say that, but his car was really nice"
-The Thief on a friend's new man
-The Thief on a friend's new man
behind closed doors
"What did I do?"..... "I'll be out in a second"
-the Thief calling out from inside the bathroom
-the Thief calling out from inside the bathroom
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