"oh him? I was playing him for money"
- the thief talking about a new found facebook friend whom she could not remember at first
A rap song about work
Huh what yeah... Turn up the beat...
Speed it up speed it up speed it up
Let's go...
Waukesha: born and raised
Working for a label company is where I spend most of my days
We're a manufacture of pressure sensitive labels
I have to sit upstairs and listen to fables
Stories about mystical gypsies and thieves,
And when it gets hot magic takes off her sleeves
4 whole days spent on a pictures and a shower curtain
Seems like a waste of time to me but I’m not really certain
Every now and then I talk to a pregnant man
But when he starts to converse Im not a fan
I’d almost rather listen to FM and I don’t mean radio
And I’ve said it before and to remind you I keep it gangsta, yo!
Speed it up speed it up speed it up
Let's go...
Waukesha: born and raised
Working for a label company is where I spend most of my days
We're a manufacture of pressure sensitive labels
I have to sit upstairs and listen to fables
Stories about mystical gypsies and thieves,
And when it gets hot magic takes off her sleeves
4 whole days spent on a pictures and a shower curtain
Seems like a waste of time to me but I’m not really certain
Every now and then I talk to a pregnant man
But when he starts to converse Im not a fan
I’d almost rather listen to FM and I don’t mean radio
And I’ve said it before and to remind you I keep it gangsta, yo!
I think I would know
Magic: "question for ya*, Dave said you tore your acl"
Pete: "no i didn't"
Magic: "yeah a couple years ago you did"
Pete: "no i didn't, it was something else"
Magic: "Dave don't know his shit, I knew it was not your acl"
*please note there is no actual question, and please also note magic tells Pete that he did in fact tear his acl, and then in the next breath says she knew it was not his acl
Pete: "no i didn't"
Magic: "yeah a couple years ago you did"
Pete: "no i didn't, it was something else"
Magic: "Dave don't know his shit, I knew it was not your acl"
*please note there is no actual question, and please also note magic tells Pete that he did in fact tear his acl, and then in the next breath says she knew it was not his acl
Monday Magic
"do you want anything pacific"
- magic on the phone with a customer
"it will obviously probably cost more"
-magic discussing product costs with a client
- magic on the phone with a customer
"it will obviously probably cost more"
-magic discussing product costs with a client
gangsterism
"everyone knows the first rule of gangsterism is to keep your mouth shut when the cops call you in"
See what herion does?
"he made his wife scam 50 thousand dollars from her mom, she's a christian though, he's scandalous like that"
"he beat up his wife so she called the cops, and the cops made her give him $100,
and that is how fucked up the cops are"
"he beat up his wife so she called the cops, and the cops made her give him $100,
and that is how fucked up the cops are"
12 days of christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 puffy black coats for stealing, 11 bags of dog food with makeup and onesies shoved inside, 10 knockout fighters that got my back, 9 cases of stolen power bars for selling, 8 niggers in the closet she was fucking, 7 bottles of adderal, 6 pistol whippings, 5 pictures of her really pretty self, 4 stolen Monistat’s from Wal-Mart, 3 premature babies on badger care, 2 teenage whores and a paternity test for our possible black baby
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