"Someone signed for UPS using my name. I can prove it wasn't me... see the time stamp on my Mcdonalds receipt?"
-Sweat Balls pissed about the UPS drop off
"Was he really sick or was he out getting his twinkie stinky, know what i'm saying ha ha ah"
-Sweat Balls theory on a co-worker's sick day
first things first
"Sure, the first thing is I have to do is go to the store to buy tampons."
-the thief answering the question "are you ready for me today? Do you know what you want me to do"... asked by a co-worker whom she is training today
*side note nothing has been done for the past 45 minutes regarding this question (including going to the store)
-the thief answering the question "are you ready for me today? Do you know what you want me to do"... asked by a co-worker whom she is training today
*side note nothing has been done for the past 45 minutes regarding this question (including going to the store)
dictionary definition
"Do you know the meaning of substantial battery?"
- The Thief describing her past endeavors to a co-worker
- The Thief describing her past endeavors to a co-worker
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