safety first

Saved by the Bell

"I didn't have sex with him, I just liked the name"
- The one upper talking about how she named her son after Zach Morris

email woes

"Where did you send it, to my inbox?"
-The Thief on the phone asking about an email that was sent to her

Abuse is hilarious?

"Speaking of abuse, you guys want to hear a funny story?"
-The Theif

huh?

"...So, how did he drive both cars out here?"
-the Gypsy asking a (in her mind) legitimate question