another 48 hours

'he came out in shackles, and he looked really hot'
-the thief commenting on her husband's jail attire

'the lawyer is only going to charge him 1/3 of what he should, because he sends him so much business'
-the thief commenting on her husband's attorney fees

Montana

"I'm glad I don't live in Montana, I wouldn't even know how to find a doctor!"
-The Thief

Isn't that funny?

You know what I mean?
-The Theif

geography

"Where is Arizona?"
-The Thief

alarming

"It sounds like an alarm going off"
- Magic commenting on a phone alarm going off

driversed

"Is Driver's Ed. one word?"
-The Thief asking about spelling