12 days of christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 puffy black coats for stealing, 11 bags of dog food with makeup and onesies shoved inside, 10 knockout fighters that got my back, 9 cases of stolen power bars for selling, 8 niggers in the closet she was fucking, 7 bottles of adderal, 6 pistol whippings, 5 pictures of her really pretty self, 4 stolen Monistat’s from Wal-Mart, 3 premature babies on badger care, 2 teenage whores and a paternity test for our possible black baby